May 2013
“If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you...”
– Roald Dahl (via coyotegold)
invokemy-mind-soul-body:
letsfack:
what i if told you
you the read first line wrong
same with the second
fuck off
hexrt:
the reason high school is so difficult is because ned never made a guide for anything past 8th grade
mountincest:
lovemetoinfinity:
fatdough:
rewind-and-restart:
mountincest:
school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory
it tests my patience
it tests my ability to hold my pee
it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch
whoa
multipack:
do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea
marina-del-cyrus:
Whenever I get period cramps
Cosmo sex tip #285
Wanna make her wet?
Drown her.
poopflow:
themanwiththesmirk:
a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax
a sex position called the fucking bitch where u lay there and are too lazy to make a text post so you steal mine
goobsohard:
The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”
frowl:
if a boy took his time to text me a cute paragraph at night to wake up to then i would probably ask him to marry me
me everyday: i need new clothes.
alexgaskarthsnonexistentupperlip:
does anyone else love that moment when you get home from a concert and you’re lying down to go to sleep and its just dead silent and you reflect on how amazing the show was and how you went from sensory overload to that quiet little moment that belongs to you and only you and you can remember the show perfectly and you’re so exhausted but so happy and you drift...
